“CG: WHERE IS YOUR LAB COAT AND TEST TUBES DOCTOR BRAIN PROFESSOR? EB: i am wearing a lab coat! EB: sort of… CG: YOU LOOK LIKE AN ELF. EB: that’s bullshit! CG: YOU LOOK LIKE YOU SHOULD BE BLOWING INTO A FUNNY LITTLE SHELL, AND LIMBERING UP FOR A SILLY COOKIE DANCE.”—
god
This is one of the many reasons I love JohnKat FIGHT ME. Their pesterlogs are the funniest and the banter really entertaining (◡‿◡✿) I think if they ever started dating they’d just playfight a lot and be adorable but then Karkat would blow a gasket wondering if John’s teasing went to far and then John would go ‘haha Karkat you’re a dumbass!’ and kiss him and everything would be fine
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