gettin friends to ship their own OCs with each other


Tumblr Crushes:
SPUD LOOK…
01. Name: Dmitriy GOD WHAT WAS HIS LAST NAME I forget
02. Best friend: His cousin
03. Sexuality: Pansexual
04. Favorite color: Gold
05. Relationship status: Taken
06. Ideal mate: Someone fun that lets him forget who he is for a bit
07. Turn-ons: Snark and banter also Fischer in his undies
08. Favorite food: Scrambled eggs
09. Crushes: Fischer
10. Favorite music: Folk dance music
11. Biggest fear: Failing his country
12. Biggest fantasy: Running away from everything with Fischer and living with him in some remote village and never thinking about being a royal again
13. Bad habits: Comics…
14. Biggest regret: probably blowing Fischer the first time he met him b/c wow that made things messier than it probably needed to be in more than one way. also he wishes he hadn’t gotten so fucking gung-ho in that one battle and lost his fuckin arm.
15. Best kept secrets: d-doki
16. Last thought: “Fischer don’t miss the next turn or I’m going to bite you.” I’M INTERPRETING THIS AS THE LAST THING THEY THOUGHT VS THE THING THEY THINK OF BEFORE THEY DIE„,
17. Worst romantic experience: PROBABLY HIS FIRST ONE he got engaged to this girl who he was super doki over and he found out she wasn’t interested in him personally it was all about his STATUS and wealth. (He was way too stiff for her liking oops) He felt so betrayed he swore off of relationships but that didn’t last lmao.
18. Biggest insecurity: His prosthetic arm. He keeps it covered up as much as he possibly can.
19. Weapon of choice: Halberd
20. Role Model: GREAT HEROES OF THE PAST
If I weren’t so attached to smutfu as my pornblog’s name it would now be known as BOOP-DICKS, god bless.